Welcome to Meowtucket, JD Vance: A Purr-fectly Petty Protest

Jul 25, 2025

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Picture this: JD Vance, the self-proclaimed champion of “real America,” rolling into Nantucket for a $250,000-per-couple fundraising dinner, only to be greeted by inflatable couches, cat-themed protesters, and a cacophony of Peruvian Death Whistles. Welcome to Meowtucket, JD.

Population: Hundreds of Petty Besties.

This wasn’t just a protest; it was a mas…

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